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  • John Doyle is really embracing his role as a professional sycophant: "Thank you, Mr. Vice President, for being correct about everything. I am looking forward to your future of being correct about everything while still trying not to lose track of the current moment, in which you are correct about everything."
  • Todd Starnes, on the other hand, is getting increasingly frustrated with the GOP: "Congressional Republicans need to get their heads out of their hindquarters and realize that the voters are enraged."
  • Stephen Wolfe argues that it is perfectly fitting for the government to ban blasphemy: "If the act is bad for civil society, then it is a legitimate object of civil authority."
  • Joshua Haymes actually thinks that "saying I have black friends is a completely legitimate defense against the charge of 'racism.'"
  • Finally, Mario Murillo insists that it's ridiculous to compare President Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler: "If he was like Hitler, he would have ordered CNN bombed."