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Glenn Beck's Grand Plan to Save the World 11/27/2012 by Kyle Mantyla The long holiday weekend gave Glenn Beck some time to reflect on his life's work and the state of the world and write out an incoherent schematic of all the steps it will take for him to …

Beck and Crew Try to Understand and Explain the Age of the Earth 11/20/2012 by Kyle Mantyla Sen. Marco Rubio was recently asked by GQ magazine how old he believes the earth to be, which he refused to answer on the grounds that "I’m not a scientist, man." …

Glenn Beck In Fantasy Land: If Petraeus is 'Truly Redeemed,' He'll Admit He Lied to Congress About Benghazi 11/16/2012 by Kyle Mantyla From the very beginning, Glenn Beck has been convinced that the Obama administration has systemically lied about the …

Beck: Obama's Re-Election is the 'Worst Choice in the History of Our Planet' 11/15/2012 by Kyle Mantyla The re-election of President Obama has hastened Glenn Beck's full-blown transformation from one-time " rodeo clown " to borderline doomsday cult leader …

Beck: Petraeus Scandal is a Conspiracy to Discredit the Military 11/14/2012 by Kyle Mantyla Last night, Glenn Beck kicked off his television program with a twenty minute explanation of how the scandal involving CIA Director David Petraeus was entirely …

Right Wing Leftovers - 11/8/12 Round-up 11/08/2012 by Kyle Mantyla The Romney campaign has finally conceded the state of Florida, bringing the final electoral vote tally to 332-206. Speaking of the Romney campaign, here's a glimpse at the nightmare that …

Beck: Election Shows that Half of Americans are 'Utterly and Completely Lost in Darkness' 11/08/2012 by Kyle Mantyla After having had a day to digest the election results, Glenn Beck is no longer mystified by results and the unrecognizable America that …

Beck's Post-Election Recommendations: Buy Farmland and Guns! 11/07/2012 by Kyle Mantyla Today, Glenn Beck sought to make sense of the results of last night's election, beginning with a lengthy, tear-filled monologue about George Washington before getting …

Beck: 'The Body of America is Even Sicker than I Thought it Was' 11/07/2012 by Kyle Mantyla After weeks of insisting that the George Washington / Abraham Lincoln-like Mitt Romney would win a landslide victory in last night's presidential election because …

Unraveling the Story Behind Valerie Jarrett's Bogus 'Payback' Quote 11/06/2012 by Kyle Mantyla In our last post  highlighting Glenn Beck's declaration that if Americans are "so dead inside" that they re-elect President Obama, then America will "have to be …