Anyone who spends any time in the MAGA fever swamps will inevitably encounter Trump-loving activists spreading the conspiracy theory that former First Lady Michelle Obama is actually a man. One will also like encounter the accompanying conspiracy theory that Malia and Sasha Obama are not the children of Barack and Michelle, but are actually the offspring of Anita Blanchard and Martin Nesbitt, who are longtime friends of the Obamas.
While one might not be surprised to hear such things coming from the mouths of far-right conspiracy theorists, it's somewhat more shocking to hear them coming directly from God, courtesy of self-proclaimed "prophet" Hank Kunneman during a service at his Lord of Hosts church on Sunday.
Kunneman, a fanatical Trump cultist with a lackluster record as a prophet, has obviously been disconcerted by the growing controversy surrounding the Trump administration's handling of the Epstein files and it worked its way into the portion of the Sunday service where Kunneman delivered a conspiracy-filled "prophecy" that he claimed to be receiving from God in real time.
"Says the God of all grace, 'And so you stand in the Earth and you say, "How have we perverted your justice?"'" Kunneman bellowed. "It is because you believe your lying media."
Channeling God, Kunneman declared that the voices of children who have been trafficked and abused will soon be heard.
"I will reveal the true lists and I will reveal those who have touched the children," Kunneman thundered. "And it is not whom you think."
At this point, Kunneman began working the conspiracy theories about the Obamas into his prophetic message.
"There are those children that were raised among very high political influential rulers, governors, entertainers who you have thought that they were the guardians and the parents of their children," Kunneman prophesied. "But it was a lie."
"Perverse," he continued. "But the children shall speak and they will say, 'This is and was not my father. And this one is not my mother. And this one is not of the gender you think.'"
To anyone familiar with types of conspiracy theories floating in the MAGA waters in which Kunneman swims, it was quite obvious that these "prophecies" were references to the Obamas, though Kunneman himself was careful not to mention them directly.
This is understandable because delivering an explicit "prophecy" in the middle of a church service claiming that Michelle Obama is a man might be considered too outrageous even for those in the MAGA movement. Furthermore, by keeping the prophecy vague, Kunneman prevents himself from ever being proven wrong (or getting sued) while providing him with the opportunity to claim vindication should any future development in any way resemble the predictions he made.
Making prophecies that are conveniently vague or so laughably predictable as to be essentially useless is the key to Kunneman's "prophetic gift," since whenever he attempts to make prophecies about tangible, real world events, his predictions inevitably turn out to be completely wrong.
